The Sun came today.....

Question: How many Bush-Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any report of its lack of incandescence is a delusional spin by the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say about its going out undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Yo everybody. So I am finally done with the Hoot Hoots new album. It has been sent away to be manufactured with some pretty spiffy looking art (done by Fletch Fanjoy), and I think it sounds pretty darn good. I should have it in two weeks or so. I'm hoping to have it by then because the Hoot Hoots are having a show at Knox on May 19th, so hopefully we can unburden ourselves of the merchandise that we have been producing diligently for several weeks now. We're also trying to put together a tour, which is in haphazard shape right now but we're working on it. We're definitely playing in Chicago on June 22nd at the Hotti Biscotti with my friend Mike Martello's band The Nothingheads. If any of you can make it to these or other shows which we will hopefully book in the near future, I would kiss your feet (at least I would pretend to do so) maybe I'd at least give you a hug. good compromise? Also if any of YOU want any merchandise, namely CD's, T-shirts, buttons, stickers, anything that I can remove from my body and grow back.... you know who to ask. Oh and check out thehoothoots.com, because Christina has been and still is working on it.

In other news, Christina and I have begun to pack up this shitty ass house in Pullman. I'm driving with a U-Haul to Seattle to dump some crap in her parents' house over the summer, and from there we'll figure out what happens next. We'll be in Galesburg around the 10th or 11th or so, but we're not sure (we're taking our time driving across the nation this time). Hopefully I'll see some of you peeps this summer. Maybe at Sam's wedding? Did you guys know that she was getting married? Yep, and she has just moved into a house, so she's gonna be wearing French maid outfits and servicing Alan in no time.... or maybe vice versa.

If anyone has photos from hoot hoots shows then send them to me. I am trying to put more photos on the website. The photos part is awesome by the way ( : I worked real hard on it... instead of working on homework. www.thehoothoots.com
In other news. The university so much wants to keep me here that they baisically offered to pay me for living in moscow and taking one class and doing independent "research" online or whatever then writing up "my thoughts" at the end of the year. He says they have more money than they know what to do with. I just don't know if it's worth it.