Hello everybody. so life recently has revolved around one thing: the main stage play here. So The Hoot-Hoots will be making their stage debut in Shakespeare's As You Like It. The play is set in the 60's, and I wrote some music for the play using some of Shakespeare's text. So the Beatles basically meet Shakespeare... sounds weird but its actually sounding pretty good. Also, we are prefacing the show with pre-acid rock era music (The Who's Can't Explain, Twist and Shout, etc.) and then we get to jam in the intermission to acid rock era music (Lucy in the Sky etc.). Plus we're decked out in some, ummm, weird clothes. That's it. Gotta go.

Adam

This is the funniest spam mail that I have ever recieved. 
I don't even know what they want!
~ Christina

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