Hey there. Big news: I'm single.

Just thought that's the kind of news that you don't avoid telling your friends. Even if it means putting it out on a message board before gathering the energy to send out emails all over the place or make a bunch of phone calls.

All is well here in Morgantown. There was a big foozeball game here the other day. WVU vs. Marshall, a battle which has not occured since 1997. It was funny and a little bit gross to contemplate the sentiment in the stands filled with literally thousands of people. It was a sentiment of pure mob glee just like in the days of the Roman Colesseum. If a WVU football jock had produced an axe and lopped off the head of a Marshall opponent. I'm sure the crowd would have roared for more. People were insane. So drunk they were pissing right in the streets. Oh well, give them bread and circuses as they said in the days of Rome. It's quite a different place than your hippie grocery store, Adam. I'm sure the secret commie station was behind the onion rack. I like all my classes so far this year and the strain is a bit lighter. I like that as well. The social life is fine for the most part. I have good friends (not as close as you fine people but I'm working on building up relationships). The romantic life continues to be sour. I tried dating a fellow law student, but she turned into another deceptive drama queen. Turns out she cheated on me the first week we were dating, but it don't make no never mind as they say in West Viriginia. I have bigger fish to fry. Saw some wild turkeys on a run the other day, in fact I nearly ran over them. Take care everybody.