Friday, June 20, 2003

with psychotropics. lots and lots of psychotropics.. we can make a movie just like the Merry Pranksters

ah... leave it to pete.

moving to LA? What's in LA, Ari? (Besides beaches, palm trees, lots of money, and lots of aloof, trendy white people) With $10,000, i would buy a mountain of crack rocks and smoke them until i did not need to go anywhere to have an adventure... Now, with $10,000 and lots of time on my hands, i would take Derrick and few friends on a Ken Kesey-Jack Keroac style road-trip across United States visiting every beautiful place we can find and paying respectable-looking people to do odd things like ride around on a goat through the streets wearing nothing except a pink tutu (worn as a scarf) and camo combat boots.

Thursday, June 19, 2003

I would take the money and stay in the best room at the finest hotel in Colorado, with a mountain view and everything. After staying there for an awesome week of adventure, I would rent a cabin on a lake in Montana for a month buy a library worth of books and just live in the forest around the lake for the rest of the summer. All these things I would do if I had ten grand to burn, but I would probably end up breaking the rules and stashing it in a bank for future law school payments.

Why, you could buy over 40,000 top rauman with that much cash. I'd be set for life!

ok, i've got a question for everyone (purely to amuse myself :)
if someone gave you $10,000 and told you to go have an adventure with it (no being practical allowed... no saving and no buying expensive things just to have expensive things), what would you do? or better yet, what's the most creative thing you can think of to do with it?

Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Zach, they just have to email me at emyers@knox. i need their addresses to add to an "invited" list & then they can take it. i'll be sending them the link in an email.
woohoo! Drew said dratted! ah, those dratted commies....

Tuesday, June 17, 2003

zach i agree with you wholeheartedly.

::falls out of chair laughing histarically::
::recovers::
::suddenly hilarity of Drewcifer wears off and fear sets in::


ps. Emily, I'd be happy to make my bum friends take your survey, just tell me how to get to it and then I'll be happy to send a few your way

"As long as the check clears, I don't give a damn!"
-Drew

I am glad that you guys are finally starting to recognize the vast communist conspiracy that is raging out there every single day. It is only through constant vigalence that we can save ourselves from the stench of mobocracy. Those dratted commies, they want my soul, but they can't have it because I'll just start singing Hank Williams Jr. songs to maintain myself and then explain to them how Karl Marx was a total wack job with no good ideas because he treated his family horribly. That always throws them into a rage and off balance. Hehe, I am Drewcifer the Lord of Darkness.

Me to Pete: MOO!

Monday, June 16, 2003

THERE'S FUCKIN COMMIES EVERYWHERE! SONOFABITCH. Amy, no! don't let them get you... no seriously what are you doing to yourself again Amy. No more stress for you. Quit job or drop classes. No stressed-out sickness allowed. If it was up to me i'd also say no classes at all when the weather is nice outside, but hey, i'm not supreme ruler, am i? Yoga sounds wierd-ass. Kinda scary actually. Is there a point to yoga? Emily, you should go on matchmaker dating websites and find college students from all 50 states with email adresses and send them your survey. Hey, why not? You could get 1000 samples that way. Rachel, whatever you do, DON'T LET YOUR MOTHER NEAR YOUR WEDDING PLANS... or was that reminder too soon to be useful? I think almost all of us have signed up for the 15 meal plan (now called the 150 meal plan) with the intention of cooking for ourselves. I think we also decided to all learn 3 dish to make for everyone. Or did i imagine that? Either way, i think we all would like some good Spanish food now and then. And if not, you can open up a spanish resturaunt in the Townhouse laundry-room and rake in the money to pay tuition.

Installing windows today, i trapped a tiny red spider inside. He ran around confused and frantic probably never having seen such straight lines, smooth surfaces, and odd colors before. Sometimes i feel that way. Sometimes i believe that, on a macrocosmic timescale, the human race is doing that right now.

Yeah, Emily, that's me and Adam's room.

i'm finally back from denver. if i ever get married, someone PLEASE remind me that i don't want my mother getting anywhere near the wedding plans. and remind me that simpler is better. but besides the normal craziness, both weddings were fun and i had a great week hanging out with my cousin. anyway, i thought of a couple things ... i'll be bringing my loveseat, so brenna and i will probably have that in our room. however, i also have a fun purple velvet spinny chair that i could bring, if we have space for it. so em, would there be a place to put it? also, i was trying to consider what kind of meal plan i'll be wanting this year ... i got a spanish cookbook from my host family as a going-away present, so i'd be happy to cook various fun things from that. anyone else interested in doing some group cooking so that we don't have to eat in the caf all the time?

well, now it's off to find a job. *le sigh*

i've got a new phone # (finally!) for the summer, it's (309) 341-8850, if anyone needs to call. i guess the people moving in upstairs took their time- in addition to Abimbola, Anjali Krishan is now upstairs. she told me that another girl... can't recall her name, but i guess she's from Sri Lanka will be moving in, too. i have yet to see her. so we've got a few internationals with us :) it's so much better being here than in the empty dorm. having other people around is a welcome change, as are the new surroundings. i've got the room all arranged now- i'm pretty happy with it. Justin told me i could have the lights from Drew 3, and they're already up & looking lovely. i've ridden my bike with Jackie a bit, and i went to a yoga thing on campus first thing this morning. it was nice & relaxing. we did mountain one and three, monkey, extended child, and other positions named after more animals and inhaled or exhaled as we were instucted. great way to start the day. Drew, i think i smell a communist plot. you know, getting to people early in the morning when they don't have their wits about them, make them all act in unison, corrupt their minds... ;-) hey! Adam! where are those survey takers you promised me?? i need to start wrapping this stuff up sometime, you know. and Zach, if you could have even your two friends take this, that would be terrific. have them email me & i'll do the rest. thanks!

Drew I'm up to my neck in commies out here in Portland!
Help!
Help! before it's too late...

Sunday, June 15, 2003

Amy is full of ache. The commies gave her mono by kissing her in her sleep. They have also conditioned her to talk in the third person.

I don't know how I'm going to pull off three classes in eight weeks. I think I may have to quit my job too. *pulls-out hair*
I don't handle sickness very well.

Come on now Pete, I was only kidding with you. I know you're the last man on campus who would cave to the commie conditioning. You raise valid points at every conversation and I have never failed to notice that. Also, you were the best roommate I have ever had at Knox. I don't profess to know everything either. I try very hard to embrace Socrates' maxim, "I am wise because I know nothing." Sometimes I spout nothing but bullshit, and I'm grateful you guys are cool with that. I do it for a good laurf! See Emily's level headedness is paying off already I shall now call her the Great Compromiser after Henry Clay. Have a good one everybody.