Saturday, January 31, 2004

i had a dream that i was in denmark, and i went out looking for prostitutes. At this one seedy, sketchy bar, i ran in to this sexy little jewess. She had curly black hair and reeked of pot. I grabbed her ass when she wasn't looking... she turned around and slapped me, and as i blinked the tears of rejection from my eyes, i saw that the broad was no broad at all but Zach. I ran away as fast as i could, but he/she chased me and i was eaten by a goomba. THE END.

Thursday, January 29, 2004

awww. cute. are you in copenhagen now? how is it? have you started classes? are you having fun? I hope you are enjoying yourself. i hope i can finish my application before it is due. later Zach!